Anyway, Trey has this pump thing he also got from work that you can pump the air out of your wine bottle with when you're done. That way, it lasts longer or something like that (I'm not a wine person, so I really don't know). It even has a handy little rubber cork stopper thingy. It's pretty neat.
However, I learned an important lesson tonight, and I want to pass it on to you. Well, to be more precise, Trey learned the lesson:
Never, and I mean NEVER, take said wine pump thingy and put it on your cheek while drinking, then proceed to pump it onto your face. Trey is now aware that, when you do said action, you get this:

Well, you can't say you weren't warned now, right?
Have a great day! I'll see you soon!
OMG!! lol.