Name: Robert Randolph Pitchford IV (TJ), aka-Monkey Boy, Buzzard Boy, Turd, Turkey, and Lil' Bubba
Age: 2 years, 3 months, 26 days
Height: Bigger than the rest of his friends...tall enough to turn the lights on and off!
Weight: ~30 lbs.
Special Skills: Talking non-stop, and repeating everything until he's sure you understand it his way, saying big words like frustrated and astronaut and ambidextrous, running SUPER-FAST in places like parking lots and stores, making houses for Nana and Grandaddy out of Mega-Bloks, waking up b/t 3 and 4 am to come get Mommy to "turn the mus-kick back on!", always knowing when the batteries are dying in ANY toy, and reminding you constantly that they need to be changed, giving big hugs to get out of going to time-out when he's done something wrong, and having complete conversations with you right through his plug-plug.
Goals: Making sure that Mommy has lost her mind before the next baby is born in a month, letting everyone know that he is the boss-man in charge at ALL times, winning the hearts of every man and woman alive, and saying please when he wants something (oh wait, that's my goal!).

I was instructed by K8 to do this, and boy was it fun! She has these for her two monkey girls on her page, too, so you should go check em out. Then go back to yours and do it for your kids. What fun!